A Sexually-Deviant Model Citizen

To start off: If you are under 18 years of age, please unfollow this blog ASAP. Seriously; no underage people, thank you. Now that that's out of the way, onto business. I'm just your run-of-the-mill, 23 year old, college-educated, straight, sexually frustrated, semi-intellectual American male; anonymously drowning his sorrows in all manner of things on the internet, but mostly through ogling sexy pictures on tumblr. Sit back and enjoy the ride.   I figure no-one will probably do it, but sure, ask me shit.    Oh, and if you want to submit shit that's ok too.